Total Medals Earned: 500 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,710 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Fuck you Nerd
who is reading this shit of description
is just a dream, not big deal
you will need to restart [F5] if you lose...
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 11/11 (370/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 9/11 (240/260 points)
Pickup the matchbook, yes this is a medal deal with it.
Monster Energy helps fuel nostalgia and destroying the economy
Acquire the baseball bat, any problem can be solved if you swing hard enough
Play sum' jammin' beats, fo shizzle
Picked up some doh for da hoes
Play the old arcade game and revel at the game within a game
Pour one out for the OG, the creator, the legend.
Get that car off bricks and on the road!
Find the secret party!
Blow up some foo's ride
shoot out the tires on some foo's ride
Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/280 points)
Clear a double line.
Clear a single line.
Complete at least 3 objectives in campaign mode.
Clear a triple line.
Clear a quadruple line.
Master at least one level in campaign mode.
Master at least 3 levels in campaign mode.
Clear a pentuple(or higher) line.
Unlock all levels in campaign mode.
Medals Earned: 14/23 (225/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Beat the game without using bombs.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Open your cellphone
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!